Minimalist Eating

So, I went to the grocery store ready to get my healthy eating groove on.  Got some regular crap but thought I’d also get something “new”.  “New” as in “new” thing that I actually waste my money on.  So I got a 32oz thing of fat free plain yogurt.  Of course, I have the other option of getting the oh so good french vanilla flavor, but the plain was fewer calories and something I didn’t “think” would be good enough to gulp down but bad enough to the point where I wouldn’t eat too much (wait, I think those essentially suggest the same thing…).

Anyway, this crap was disgusting,

I am so surprised I didn’t die after the first, quarter of a spoon taste.  It taste like ear wax to a certain degree, but the coldness of the yogurt makes the earwax taste bearable.  Like I said on twitter, I’m not one to waste food that I spent money on, there’s starving children out there and what kind of person would I be to not rub it in their face that I’m eating something I don’t like.

I tried to finesse it by adding granola.  Of course, which to my surprise since I thought granola was low calorie in itself, granola is like 200 calories for half a cup.  The thing about it was that, it was the grain kind that doesn’t come with the extra sugar or taste.  These organic food products are ripping me off.  For 200 calories, I should be eating all o….had to stop myself here as I was going to refer to a children story about the hen making bread but the other animals didn’t want to help…..

Anyways, I also added apples to the yogurt, though shortrun it helped a little bit.  The apples tasted nasty in the yogurt until you bit into then.  So, there it was, …. my yogurt story.

So, I’m over that other thing mentioned in the last post.  I also cancelled my evil plan.  Since SOMEONE, posted pictures of their turtles before I got a chance to upload my video of my turtles, I won’t post the video to youtube and then on this blog.  I don’t want to upstage anyone’s animals or be a copycat.  So I’ll just complain about it lol.  Ok I’m done.  I’ll make a video of my cats…………………..maybe, and then later post my turtle video, of course it’s totally boring video anyways.  I foresee myself retaking Calculus 2 next semester.  I just foresee it, especially after this exam I had today. I went to the gas station, had something in my eye and I think the guy behind the counter thought I was winking at him.  He weirdly smiling, lol it was hilarious in a way, should have seen his face.

That yogurt I ate at 4pm, that yogurt was my first meal of the day and might be my last meal of the day.  Right now, it’s 11:17pm so I better eat a sandwich soon before my cells start to commit cannibalism.  Isn’t that horrible, I can’t even find time to eat and to think most of the summer I was complaining about not eating because I had no money, and now that I do I still can’t eat.  Isn’t it weird how It’s always, school, school, school, home, some sort of important housework thing, hurry to work, burst into flames, regenerate, appear in the next sequel.